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If you fell in love with someone at a rock show, or at least pretended to in your parents’ basement, this one’s for you. Featuring a familiar face from a very awkward first date (you know the one), this tee blends vintage flair with peak pop-punk irony. The mustache is fake. The nostalgia is real. And if we’re going home alone tonight… at least we’re doing it in style.

$35.00