HOODIE SEASON

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New hoodies just dropped. Grab the blackest one and cut your thumbholes like it’s 2006.

  • Fast shipping
  • Free returns
  • Babies to elders
  • Sad songs, soft cotton

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So What Happened Was John.... Tee

So What Happened Was John.... Tee

$32.00

Elder Emo Club Smiley Tee

Elder Emo Club Smiley Tee

$29.50

We Got Older on Comfort Colors

We Got Older on Comfort Colors

$35.00

From Mosh Pits to Mezzanines Tee

From Mosh Pits to Mezzanines Tee

$32.00

Jone Waste Your Toye Monme on Comfort Colors

Jone Waste Your Toye Monme on Comfort Colors

$35.00

I'm Too Old For This Pit Danny Tee

I'm Too Old For This Pit Danny Tee

$32.00

From Mosh Pits to Mezzanines Hoodie

From Mosh Pits to Mezzanines Hoodie

$55.00

Elder Emo Society Tee

Elder Emo Society Tee

$30.00

What our customers say

  • Excellent! Great quality and lovely soft cotton so will be comfy for this old gal at My Chemical Romance next month! Sent out really fast too.
    Sue
  • Love the shirt, and get so many compliments with it! Good quality and fit true to size
    Camryn
  • Hoodie is quality fabric and print is solid! Zip up is TTS. Love it!
    Stephanie
  • Arrived quickly and SO CUTE! Great quality print, soft material
    Tristan
  • This was a baby shower gift. She loved it!
    Brianna
  • Adorable onesie! Purchased for a baby shower, was a hit!!
    Cindy

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Toddler tees & hoodies

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Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Toddler Tee

Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Toddler Tee

$28.00

Second Generation Emo Kid 2.0 Toddler Tee

Second Generation Emo Kid 2.0 Toddler Tee

$28.00

Second Generation Pop-punk Kid 2.0 Toddler Tee

Second Generation Pop-punk Kid 2.0 Toddler Tee

$28.00

Raised by an Elder Emo Toddler Sweatshirt

Raised by an Elder Emo Toddler Sweatshirt

$45.00

Baby onesies & tees

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Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Onesie

Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Onesie

$28.00

Second Generation Emo Kid 2.0 Onesie

Second Generation Emo Kid 2.0 Onesie

$28.00

Second Generation Pop-punk Kid 2.0 Onesie

Second Generation Pop-punk Kid 2.0 Onesie

$28.00

Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Long Sleeve Bodysuit

Raised by an Elder Emo 2.0 Long Sleeve Bodysuit

$30.00

Pet bandanas

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Alcanine Trio Pet Bandana

Alcanine Trio Pet Bandana

$23.50

Bark-182 Pet Bandana

Bark-182 Pet Bandana

$23.50

Boys Like Squirrels Pet Bandana

Boys Like Squirrels Pet Bandana

$23.50

Cut My Leash Into Pieces Pet Bandana

Cut My Leash Into Pieces Pet Bandana

$23.50
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