Make America Emo Again Hoodie

$44.00

Bring back the glory days of summer tours, CD booklets and lyrics that made you feel seen. This black hoodie keeps you warm while you work on restoring the nation's eyeliner budget and its supply of acoustic intros.

Soft, midweight fabric with a roomy front pocket for your phone, your hands, or a crumpled setlist from 2004. Wear it to shows, to get coffee, or to stare dramatically out of a rainy window.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

ColorBlack

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Specs

Brand: Elder Emo
Blank: Lane Seven LS14001
Fabric: 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (heathers vary)
Weight: Mid-heavyweight, 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), soft 3-end fleece
Fit: Regular fit, true to size
Construction: Three-panel fleece-lined hood, kangaroo pocket, double-needle topstitching
Collar: Hooded, metal grommets and tipped drawcord
Care: Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max). No bleach, tumble dry low, don't dry clean.

Size guide

in cm

Size	Chest (in)	Body length (in)	Sleeve (in)
XS	18	26	23.5
S	20	27	24
M	22	28	24.5
L	24	29	25
XL	26	30	25.5
2XL	28	31	26
3XL	30	32	26.5

Size	Chest (cm)	Body length (cm)	Sleeve (cm)
XS	45.7	66	59.7
S	50.8	68.6	61
M	55.9	71.1	62.2
L	61	73.7	63.5
XL	66	76.2	64.8
2XL	71.1	78.7	66
3XL	76.2	81.3	67.3

Measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit across the front. Allow about 1 in (2.5 cm) either way.

FAQ

Will it shrink?

Very little. The fleece is rated under 5% shrinkage. Wash cold and tumble dry low to keep it that way.

How do I know my size?

Grab your favorite shirt, lay it flat, and measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit, then from the top of the shoulder down to the hem. Compare those numbers to the size guide above and pick the closest match.

Can I machine wash it?

Yes. Turn it inside out and wash it cold with like colors, the way you would any shirt. Tumble dry low or hang it up. Skip the bleach and don't iron directly on the print.

Will the print crack or fade?

Our designs are printed right into the fabric, so they wear in with the shirt rather than peeling off. Washing inside out in cold water keeps them looking sharp the longest.

When will my order ship?

Everything is printed to order just for you, so allow a few business days for printing before it ships. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.

Can I return or exchange it?

Yes. If the size isn't right, we've got you. See our return policy for the details.

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What our customers say

I mentioned that I procrastinated and was hoping to see the shirt arrive in less than a week so I could wear it to the show, & seller dropped a quick reply to let me know it was immediately in the mail. I had the shirt in hand four days later, and on my back for Blink within a couple more days. Nice fit, good material; 5⭐️

Mandi

Love the shirt, and get so many compliments with it! Good quality and fit true to size

Camryn

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service. I needed a shirt for a concert in a pinch so I reached out, explained my situation, and they covered expedited shipping to make sure I got the shirt in time. Highly recommend!

Mike C

Arrived quickly and SO CUTE! Great quality print, soft material

Tristan

This was a baby shower gift. She loved it!

Brianna

Adorable onesie! Purchased for a baby shower, was a hit!!

Cindy