This “It’s Not a Phase, Dad” youth tee is for the kid who’s just old enough to roll their eyes at Top 40 and ask what band dad was in “before responsibilities.” Featuring a grinning skull in an “EMO KID” hat and a tiny rock hand, it’s a proud uniform for the next generation of music snobs raised on your burned CDs and unsolicited life lessons about “real lyrics.”

It’s not rebellion—it’s inherited taste. And maybe a little attitude.