This “It’s Not a Phase, Dad” toddler tee isn’t rebellion—it’s bonding. For the kid whose bedtime stories were pop-punk albums and whose dad still has ticket stubs from Warped Tour. Featuring a cheerful skull in an “EMO KID” hat and a tiny rock hand, this shirt is a proud declaration that emotional damage runs in the family.

Perfect for the toddler already humming along to the soundtrack of dad’s formative years. Matching tattoos pending.