This “It’s Not a Phase, Dad” onesie is for the tiniest member of the band—still working on crawling, but already committed to the genre. Featuring a smiling skull in an “EMO KID” hat and a tiny skeleton hand throwing the horns, it’s a proud nod to the fact that dad didn’t grow out of it—and now, neither will they.

Soft, snappy, and ready for their debut meltdown. Because some families pass down heirlooms. Yours passes down playlists.