Because Mics Are For Singing Not Swinging Tee

$32.00

An iconic line from a classic tee—revived for those of us who lived through the drama and came out with better posture. This design nods to one of the most memorable digs in scene history, reworked with a little elder wisdom. Bold vertical “ELDEREMO” lettering, crisp type, and a mic silhouette remind everyone that the days of swinging (the mic, at least) are behind us.

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This design is printed on Gildan 5000... the dependable classic, like that friend who always shows up, even when the plan is questionable. Some of your favorite band tees have probably been printed on this over the years. Made from durable 100% cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it’s sturdy enough for everyday wear while still soft enough to keep things easygoing year-round. The tear-away label means no scratchy nonsense, and with ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certification, it’s a solid shirt you can feel good about wearing.

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What our customers say

I mentioned that I procrastinated and was hoping to see the shirt arrive in less than a week so I could wear it to the show, & seller dropped a quick reply to let me know it was immediately in the mail. I had the shirt in hand four days later, and on my back for Blink within a couple more days. Nice fit, good material; 5⭐️

Mandi

Love the shirt, and get so many compliments with it! Good quality and fit true to size

Camryn

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service. I needed a shirt for a concert in a pinch so I reached out, explained my situation, and they covered expedited shipping to make sure I got the shirt in time. Highly recommend!

Mike C

Arrived quickly and SO CUTE! Great quality print, soft material

Tristan

This was a baby shower gift. She loved it!

Brianna

Adorable onesie! Purchased for a baby shower, was a hit!!

Cindy