Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Tee

For the ones who still feel the pull of the mosh pit but know their cartilage has other plans. This “Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony” tee captures the eternal struggle between youthful energy and grown-up reality, featuring a skeleton in full concert contemplation mode. Perfect for elder emos, pop-punk lifers, and anyone whose pit days are now more “from a safe distance” than “front and center.”