{"product_id":"keys-to-the-shitshow-acrylic-keychain","title":"Keys to the Shitshow Acrylic Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the mess. This sleek black acrylic keychain features “keys to the shitshow” in bold gothic lettering and a UV resin coating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy black acrylic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite gothic-style lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy, durable UV resin finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIZE: 3.75\" long, 1\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis item is handmade and fulfilled by All That Raaz, fellow Elder Emos, based in Texas. It will arrive separately from other merch you purchase from us. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"allthatraaz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45301348335670,"sku":"sku-48366449099007","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/8422\/0982\/files\/keys-to-the-shitshow-acrylic-keychain-1231478399.jpg?v=1775621736","url":"https:\/\/elderemo.com\/products\/keys-to-the-shitshow-acrylic-keychain","provider":"ElderEmo.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}