{"product_id":"baby-on-board-sticker","title":"Baby On Board Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOnce upon a time, this car blasted pop-punk at unsafe volumes, hit drive-thrus at midnight, and carried at least one skateboard, two hoodies, and a questionable life plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNow there’s a car seat installed with military precision. The trunk holds diapers instead of decks. The late nights are still happening but nobody’s having fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis sticker is your new tour announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA quiet heads-up to the world: there’s a tiny human in here. Please don’t tailgate, cut me off, or make me brake hard unless you want to hear a meltdown louder than a 2006 Blood Brothers show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRetro, clean, and built to survive car washes, daycare runs, and the slow evolution from pit kid to responsible adult who still listens to the same albums.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFrom mosh pits to minivans.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ElderEmo.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44885908455478,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/8422\/0982\/files\/baby-on-board-sticker-1224819520.png?v=1772689209","url":"https:\/\/elderemo.com\/products\/baby-on-board-sticker","provider":"ElderEmo.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}